Never one to be left out in the "I'm more metal than you, dude" argument, gEnE throws down an invite on Slayer... to be our new mariachi band for the holidays.
This was sent to Slayer's MySpace page:
Dearest Slayer,
While enjoying a fine chimichanga and some queso at one of my favorite Mexican restaurants last night, I was struck by how much the Mariachi band playing enhanced my entire dining experience. I am the general manager of a very unique store in Arizona... basically a used entertainment paradise. www.bookmans.com A place where we love to make a persons day, in whatever fashion we can. I feel that with the holidays coming up, some live entertainment from a band of your stature...would be a perfect fit. I think some traditional Christmas classics as well as some of your greatest hits would be exciting. It would need to be an acoustic set, I think we could probably rig up something for Dave Lombardo to drum on.
This would be a full time position at 40 hours a week...we offer excellent medical and dental coverage, a kick derriere vacation policy and 401k. This would be a unique starting position so we could discuss a pay rate, but we do much better than the state's minimum wage of 5.15. There is an on-site shower in case you choose to ride your bicycles to work, it is the desert. Plus we got really neat name tags that you can apply as much "flair' to if you so wish.
Thank you for your time and I hope to hear back from you.
For the record... I will extend this same offer to Danzig so it will be first come, first serve.
Speedway GM
gEnE "Tinkerbell Boomshanka" roberdeauX
post-script - I love the image of the dead Chewbacca on your website. It is an astounding image. I also apologize for any bad grammer or poor spelling. I'm nice but not smart.
gEnE roberdeauX
Store Manager - SpEeDwAy LoCati0n
6230 E.Speedway Blvd.
Tucson, AZ. 85712
phn : 520^748^9555
fax : 520^745^0455
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