You should do give-a-ways for Madcaps =/

Haha....we got an old military signal flare in at work not too long ago. We thought it would be cool to see it gush smoke. Well it was until the wind changed, and blew a LARGE amount of smoke into our bosses office. It stained the walls red immediately.

I work at Bling Buster in the Park Place Mall and a lot of my customers are Juggalos. Now the other day I ran into a gay Juggalo that was wearing a pink hatchetman pendant. I was trying so hard not to laugh while selling to him, I have nothing against gays, but the fact that it was a juggalo, something you almost never see being gay, it made it strangely funny yet horrifying that something like that exists.

In high school, I worked for a "dollar" movie theater. They had a "brilliant" idea to put the "butter" (butter-flavored oil, really) for popcorn where customers could put it on themselves, instead of making us take the time to do it. Problem was that most people didn't know when to stop pouring it on their popcorn. We'd end up with a bunch of bags whose bottoms fell out and spilled the oil all over the floor, but the only way we'd know that was if someone slipped on the oil and took a cup holder to the ribs, arm, face, etc. We used to call it our "rite of passage" for new workers...

In high school, I worked for a "dollar" movie theater. They had a "brilliant" idea to put the "butter" (butter-flavored oil, really) for popcorn where customers could put it on themselves, instead of making us take the time to do it. Problem was that most people didn't know when to stop pouring it on their popcorn. We'd end up with a bunch of bags whose bottoms fell out and spilled the oil all over the floor, but the only way we'd know that was if someone slipped on the oil and took a cup holder to the ribs, arm, face, etc. We used to call it our "rite of passage" for new workers...

I worked in tech support and this (notoriously difficult) lady called and was quite condescending and berated me heavily. I put her on hold and went to talk to my lead (with my wireless headset still on my head) and told him in several colorful words how this lady was wrong about her problem for a good 3 minutes straight. I walked back to my desk and realized she wasn't on hold. True story.

When I was in school, I worked at one of those Halloween costume stores you see around. We sold those animatronic characters from horror movies like Freddy Krueger in an area dubbed the "Fright Zone" where they could be triggered by a big red "TRY ME!" button. We also had an extra button after we sold our last animatronic of one variety. So one day, a manager decided to dress up in a full body costume and hang out in the Fright Zone, waiting to scare children who pressed the button that didn't do anything. I must say, it was pretty entertaining.

on a construction job, only one person would do any work while everyone else just kinda sat around. sad but true.

I worked at Cross Country a summer while back. There was one call I got that stuck with me for whatever reason. It was a women who was complaining about the service she got from a tow truck. The guy who towed her truck was the "dirtiest man she'd ever seen" with oil on his hands and everything of that sort. Well I was doing a three way call with the service provider and the lady with myself and we get the service provider to take responsibility for the incident (the worker had gotten dirt all over the lady's car), however, the whole time the lady had been screaming in both our ears making it impossible to even hear each other unless she decided to start yelling at her husband.

I work at Ace Hardware and I was just cleaning the counter while remembering the toilet scene from Look Who's Talking Now. For some odd reason I feel the need to blurt out random parts of my thoughts so of course I belched out one of the toilets lines from the scene. The line being "LET ME EAT YO PEEPEE!" At that point I realized how loud I said it and found myself staring a very confused and scared old woman looking right back at me. She left the store without buying anything.