Lavatory Loobrary: National Bathroom Reading Month
June is National Bathroom Reading Month. Seriously, we aren’t joking! The average person spends around 2,200 hours on the toilet in a lifetime. What you do with that time is what really matters. I mean, it is a lot of time on your hands. Put down your phone and pick up one of these books perfect for your time on the porcelain throne!
What’s Your Poo Telling You by Josh Richman
“Also known as The Philosophy of Poo.”
All My Friends Are Dead by Avery Monsen
“Finds humor in mortality; Not for the faint of heart.”
Kama Pootra: 52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop by Daniel Cole Young
“Feeling flexible?”
Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader by The Bathroom Reader’s Institute
“Thick volumes for countless hours on the loo.”
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
“Short and sweet! You’ll never look at a snowman the same way again.”
1001 Places to See Before You Die by Patricia Schultz
“It’s like traveling in the comfort of your bathroom!”
Zombies Hate Stuff by Greg Stones
“What did the zombie say on his date? ‘I love a girl with BRAAINS.’ ”
Why Do Men Have Nipples?: Hundreds of Questions You’d Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini by Mark Leyner
“The title says it all.”
Superman and the Miserable, Rotten, No Fun, Really Bad Day by Dave Croatto
“Even Superhero’s have rough days.”
PostSecret: Extraordinary Confessions from Ordinary Lives by Frank Warren
“Raw, heartbreaking, and pure; Humanity at its finest.”
Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James
“If only my toilet paper was fifty ply…”
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
“Hopefully there’s a bathroom where the sidewalk ends.”
Toilet Paper Origami by Linda Wright
“Toilet paper doesn’t have to strictly be for wiping, you know!”
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by J. K. Rowling
“Who knows what kind of magical creatures you’re gonna find in the bathroom!”
The back of your shampoo bottle
“When you’re really desperate. Come on! We’ve all done it!”
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