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**Heareth ye, heareth ye all bookmans fans beholdeth! A contest liketh nay oth’r we presenteth f’r thee. Looking f’r an uplifting valorous timeth? It’s easy! Taketh a trippeth backeth in timeth to the wildly popular and ent’rtaining Arizona Renaissance Festival. Ent’r the w’rld of kings, queens, knights and mermaids.. Locat’d at 12601 e. Us highway 60 gold canyon az 85118. The annual faire begins at 10 am ev’ry Saturday, Sunday, and on Presidents’ Day Monday, from February 11th thru April 2nd.
ticket tuesday
This festival transp’rts visiteth’rs to an European style fair did fill with an agreeable rabble of knights, rogues, royalty and craftsmen, all roaming throughout a 30 acre village did fill with delectable sights and sounds tantalizing the senses.
Thee may has’t been in st’re f’r our knighting c’remony ‘r becameth enchant’d with the tales of the st’rytell’r this month, anon is thy chance to exp’rience t in p’rson f’r free! We art giving hence (2) tickets to this magical kingdom.To ent’r our ticket Tuesday giveaway, bid us in our comment section about thy fav’rite thing at the Ren Faire? Is’t the oh so valorous food, the gl’rius ale, ‘r the heart stopping joust fighting. We of course, loveth t all! we shall selecteth a winn’r using by fate. ‘rg. We’ll alloweth 24 hours f’r commenting. Winn’rs shall beest did notify by e-mail sometime on Wednesday, Marcheth 1st! comments art mod’rat’d and may taketh some timeth to appeareth. Prithee doth not resubmit thy comments — one is plenty.
Anon valorous squires! Receiveth a moveth on and ent’r thy comment f’r a chance to winneth free passes. Wouldn’t thee liketh to beest a guest at this magical nonce? Hip-hip-huzzah!**
Translated:

Hear Ye, Hear Ye all Bookmans fans behold! A contest like no other we present for you. Looking for an uplifting good time? It’s easy! Take a trip Back in Time to the wildly popular and entertaining Arizona Renaissance Festival. Enter the world of Kings, Queens, and Knights at the Arizona Renaissance Festival. Located at 12601 E. US Highway 60 Gold Canyon AZ 85118.
The annual faire begins at 10 am every Saturday, Sunday, and on Presidents’ Day Monday, from February 11th thru April 2nd. This Festival transports visitors to an European style fair filled with an agreeable rabble of knights, rogues, royalty and craftsmen, all roaming throughout a 30 acre village filled with delectable sights and sounds tantalizing the senses.
You may have been in store for our Knighting Ceremony or became enchanted with the tales of the Storyteller this month, now is your chance to experience it in person for Free! We are giving away (2) Tickets to this magical kingdom.
To enter our Ticket Tuesday giveaway, tell us in our comment section about your favorite thing at the Ren Faire? Is it the oh so good food, the glorius ale, or the heart stopping joust fighting. We of course, love it all! We will select a winner using random.org. We’ll allow 24 hours for commenting. Winners will be notified by e-mail sometime on Wednesday, March 1st! Comments are moderated and may take some time to appear. Please do not resubmit your comments — one is plenty.
Anon good squires! Get a move on and enter your comment for a chance to win free passes. Wouldn’t you like to be a guest at this magical event? Hip-hip-huzzah!
Translation by English To Shakespearean.